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I adopted 2 Japanese girls..

Wed Apr 4, 2007, 1:36 PM
  • Mood: Dead
If the game "Life" was real then yes, I would have 2 Japanese twin girls...

I have to take care of my cousins so I'm forced to play board games with them .-.

My life:
- College
- Spring Break in Florida, $5,000 [Wouldn't happen...I hate Florida]
- Write Term paper [Damn...I hate writing..]
* Career: POLICE OFFICER [Fuck no]
* Salary: $60,00 [Fuuuck ;-;]
- Adopt a pet [Turtle! o_o]
* Marriage: Woman
- Bought Furniture, $10,000 [I like buying furniture ^_^]
- Move Across Country, $10,000
* Buy House: Country Cottage
- Box Seats at World Series, $20,000 [Sure .-.]
- Vote [I will never vote]
- New Salary: $80,000 [Better...]
- Learn CPR
- Lessons at "Tennis Ace Camp", $25,000 [Hmm...]
- African Safari, $25,000
- Adopt Twins [Ah shit..]
- Invest in Broadway Play, $15,000
- Give to Art Institute, $25,000
- Moo-Shu Flu Attack, $25,000 [WHY?!]
*Mid-Life Crisis: Artist [Yay!]
- Sponsor an art Exhibit, $125,000
- Tour Europe, $45,000

Life Chips:
- Save endangered species
- Become President [LOL no thank you]
- Pulitzer Prize
- Cure the common cold
- Open a health food chain

End Total: $1,675,000
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There is no way that one person can accomplish all of that unless they're insane. Maybe this game is to make little kids believe they can do ANYTHING...but then their hopes will burn to the ground once thy get older xD My cousins think they can be anything and that's cool but when i say anything...I mean ANYTHING. One of them wants to be a Chef/Veterinarian/Swimming teacher and the other wants to be an Actor/Director/Painter...what the hell?? XD Sounds more like a superhero...CHEF BY DAY! SWIMMING TEACHER BY NIGHT! >D

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:iconryounkura:
XDD ZOMG! Well I want to be an Artist/Astronaut/Teacher/Bus Driver/Doctor/Chemist/President/Butterfly/Videogame character/Pop Idol/Sewing extrodinare~

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"I hate emotion. I need true emotions. I need more affection than you know. I need true emotions. I will not destroy them. So many ups and downs...I need more affection than you know."-Utada Hikaru
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XDDD That made me laugh a lot O_O

You can float in the air wearing a giant diaper while painting in front of a bunch of children then drive them to a hospital where you will give them necessary shots which you got from your fancy lab. Put on your cosplay wig and say some fancy speeches in front of your "people"...THEN...bust into a catchy pop song while your feet sew a sweater!....then you kneel down in front of everyone...and POOF! You become a butterfly!...I say it's pretty damn possible...DONT GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAAAAMMSSSZZ!!!

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Cheeba cheeba, cheeba cheeba
I think it would be cheaper if I grow your cheeba
:iconryounkura:
I WON'T GIVE UP!!! That's my number one goal in life, to do that entire sequence of events you just listen--and watch! I'll be the first person to ever do so and 500 years from now, children will be doing reports on me in history classes all over the world :B

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"I hate emotion. I need true emotions. I need more affection than you know. I need true emotions. I will not destroy them. So many ups and downs...I need more affection than you know."-Utada Hikaru
:iconfaultybox:
But...you'll need seeds to carry on your name. Find a mate and reproduce!

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Cheeba cheeba, cheeba cheeba
I think it would be cheaper if I grow your cheeba
:iconryounkura:
XDD But I"m married already! to myself xDD

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"I hate emotion. I need true emotions. I need more affection than you know. I need true emotions. I will not destroy them. So many ups and downs...I need more affection than you know."-Utada Hikaru
:iconfaultybox:
O_O Can you...reproduce by yourself?...if so then OK! But seriously...the future looks doomed so we need some of your rare...stuff...to keep the world from collapsing on itself...

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Cheeba cheeba, cheeba cheeba
I think it would be cheaper if I grow your cheeba
:iconryounkura:
XDD Yes, I can reproduce with myself by magic. o-o I just go "Poof!" and a child appears :B

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"I hate emotion. I need true emotions. I need more affection than you know. I need true emotions. I will not destroy them. So many ups and downs...I need more affection than you know."-Utada Hikaru
:iconfaultybox:
This makes me wonder now...

If you know that by going "poof" you can have a kid...then that means you have done this before but...you don't have any kids so that leads me to believe that...you either killed your offspring/it died/you abandoned it...

O_O

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Cheeba cheeba, cheeba cheeba
I think it would be cheaper if I grow your cheeba
:iconryounkura:
I ATE IT! o-o

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"I hate emotion. I need true emotions. I need more affection than you know. I need true emotions. I will not destroy them. So many ups and downs...I need more affection than you know."-Utada Hikaru

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